I can't believe it's not an ipod - personal listening system with new 't.a.p.e.' technology
Killit Wallop - multi purpose cleaner / hangover cure
Bison 01 - bagless vacuum - it beats as it sweeps as it maims
Propper chopper - it chops, it dices, it slices quickly and indisciminately!
'Unbreakable crockery' - smashing stuff!!
Imagine QVC meets 'Tomorrow's World'... on wheels!
Remember... none of these products are available in the shops (for legal reasons!!)